"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast."

Giselle, the girl I'm replacing went away and I was left alone in this sea of madness. My "Master", the senior accountant I'm assisting, had a meeting this morning and I made such a mess. First, I locked his computer by entering the wrong password thrice!
Once is enough, twice is too much, thrice I think is just plain stupid...and that was me. Stupid me.
Second, he asked me to look for a specific file and I couldn't find it in time for his meeting. I have to barge in in the middle of their discussion just to give him the file which took me quite a while to find. I doubt if he was able to use it.
Now, I'm in a very pitiful condition. My legs ache for climbing up and down the stairs and my stomach aches due to hunger. I pictured myself a while ago like a pinhead...no, wait, I mean a pinball... I was everywhere. Go to this, go to that, ask him, ask her, have this sign, have this copied, have this scanned...whew! EXHAUSTING! If they would ask me to whack their heads...I would gladly do!