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Not again! Another chain letter?! Hmph! DELETE!!!!!!!!!!! My email account is always flooded with these chain letters from my so-called friends. I never believed in this "chain letter" crap. They're so stupid...only stupid people would fall for them. There was this one time when a close friend of mine sent me a chain letter and I replied to her angrily because I got fed up receiving chain letters from her. I told her not to send me any kind of this stuff again. I said I never followed whatever these chain letters asked me to do and nothing bad has happened to me. No matter how wonderful or horrifying powers they claim to have, they're just letters from someone who doesn't have anything worthwhile to do.
Most of them cite "made-up" past experiences of "made-up" people who didn't forward the letters. Yeah right! as if I would believe that!
Some of them showed scary pictures of what would happen to you if you didn't forward the letter. If I know, some of them only got those pictures from www.rotten.com.
Some claims to have miraculous powers to grant your wish/es. So if I were to wish for a billion dollars to be delivered in my doorstep, would that ever happen? Nah! Don't think so.
Some even promises you Mr. or Ms. Right if only you will forward their letter to 10 or more people. Sometimes it depends on to how many people you can forward your letter. Like for example, if you forward this letter to 5 people your crush will notice you, if you forward to 10, your crush will ask you out, if you forward to 100, you'll get married to your crush tomorrow! Sheesh! Why do I even bother meeting people and going on dates if I could have my "special someone" just by forwarding these letters?
Take note, not only in email would you get these "chain booboos" Nowadays, they also come in handy...as handy as your cellphone because they're in the form of text messages. For example..."2day s St.Blog's day.known 4 granting s2pid pipol w/ s2pid ideas 2 write on der blog.f u want to recive mor blesings fr him,fwd dis msg to 5 pipol or u will run out of ideas 2 write on ur blog!" Nay...short but sweet! It has the two main ingredients for a successful chain letter..or...text? whatever! It has the promise of a blessing and a threat to live your life in stupidity if you choose to ignore the message.
Now, since you have read my blog entry from start to finish...you are bound to have a very good life ahead of you. No more forwarding messages you don't want to, no more worrying you might get a skin disease the next day because you don't have enough people on your addressbook to forward the mail or the text. Best of all, no more wasting your precious internet card and cellphone load forwarding bittersweet messages.
Most of them cite "made-up" past experiences of "made-up" people who didn't forward the letters. Yeah right! as if I would believe that!
Some of them showed scary pictures of what would happen to you if you didn't forward the letter. If I know, some of them only got those pictures from www.rotten.com.
Some claims to have miraculous powers to grant your wish/es. So if I were to wish for a billion dollars to be delivered in my doorstep, would that ever happen? Nah! Don't think so.
Some even promises you Mr. or Ms. Right if only you will forward their letter to 10 or more people. Sometimes it depends on to how many people you can forward your letter. Like for example, if you forward this letter to 5 people your crush will notice you, if you forward to 10, your crush will ask you out, if you forward to 100, you'll get married to your crush tomorrow! Sheesh! Why do I even bother meeting people and going on dates if I could have my "special someone" just by forwarding these letters?
Take note, not only in email would you get these "chain booboos" Nowadays, they also come in handy...as handy as your cellphone because they're in the form of text messages. For example..."2day s St.Blog's day.known 4 granting s2pid pipol w/ s2pid ideas 2 write on der blog.f u want to recive mor blesings fr him,fwd dis msg to 5 pipol or u will run out of ideas 2 write on ur blog!" Nay...short but sweet! It has the two main ingredients for a successful chain letter..or...text? whatever! It has the promise of a blessing and a threat to live your life in stupidity if you choose to ignore the message.
Now, since you have read my blog entry from start to finish...you are bound to have a very good life ahead of you. No more forwarding messages you don't want to, no more worrying you might get a skin disease the next day because you don't have enough people on your addressbook to forward the mail or the text. Best of all, no more wasting your precious internet card and cellphone load forwarding bittersweet messages.
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